Alright, so it's no zombie apocalypse.  But the world of Greek Mythology was no picnic, either.  If someone wasn't getting killed, then someone was getting raped, and if someone wasn't getting raped, then someone was probably getting turned into a tree or something.  In a world where men were largely lawless and where gods were held to even fewer standards, making it through unmurdered, unmolested, and unmutated was undeniably unlikely.

Call me thecoweyed.  I'm here to see whether I can navigate the most common pitfalls in this dangerous setting and put together a comprehensive survival guide to life in the world of Greek Mythology.

TCE